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The United States of Sexual Frustration

By :Caitlin Stivaletta 0 comments
The United States of Sexual Frustration
I’m sorry, but this is how I think.

*ALERT* Explicit Thought Content *ACCESS AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION*

Could you imagine if there was a Global Economic Security and Recovery Act at work behind the scenes that was suddenly going to bail us out of this entire economic debaucle were are in?

Imagine, all the sudden we wake up from this horrible situation and we almost can't believe what this all was...because we all failed to realize we were all living in the same nightmare...

...and we rejoice, because the plague has been lifted, our worries, fears and despairs, instantly healed.

The curtains are pulled, the sun shines in and you yawn and stretch and say, "It was just a dream..Heaven is real. I can't believe it. Hallelujah! FREE AT LAST!"

That's Felicity's Bliss. Feel it. Imagine it. You HAVE to believe in MIRACLES.

MIRACLES EXIST and they are the best mind orgasm ever...I'm sorry for my lack of boundaries, but we are adults here, so I'm going to tell it like it is.

Enlightenment is the result of an epic mindf*ck...do you understand what I am saying here? It's when you hit the climax and you're like, "OH MY GOD! YES!" and then everything starts to settle back down into amazing, satisfaction, ecstasy and peace....

That's what it feels like. It's beautiful, it's the best thing ever..and if you are RESISTING it. You are missing the point of life, completely.

Loosen up, get relaxed, get into it, play along....life is WAY better like this....but you've gotta lighten up if you're ever going to let yourself get there.

Sometimes I think America just needs to get laid. 😂

I’m sorry, but I do.
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categories : Existential Musings

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